An old man lives alone in a flat

An old man lives alone in a flat. Because of his age , he is not able to move comfortably and hence most of the things used to be delivered to his house.

On Friday while delivering the mail , postman feels something suspicious in the flat and tries to look inside through the key hole and he saw a blood filled body of the old man.

CID arrived the scene.
On the outside of flat , he found two bottles of warm milk , Tuesday newspaper, some unopened mails , some gifts.

CID waste no time to find the murderer.

Who was the murderer ?

An honest person who never speaks a lie

Alan is an honest person who never speaks a lie.
He thinks of a number among 1, 2 and 3.
Now, you can ask him only one question and
that too for which the answer that you will receive,
will be in the form of yes, no or don't know.
But he will reply only truth fully.

What will you ask from his so that you can know the number he is thinking of?

In a recreational Activity Four different Jars

In a recreational activity,
you are given four different jars of 2 litres, 4 litres, 6 litres and 8 litres respectively
with an unlimited water supply.
Then you are asked to measure exactly 5 liters of water using them.

How will you do it?

Whatsapp Status Update Quotes

Here is a list of Whatsapp Status Update Quotes to Inspire, Impress and Confuse your Friends :)
1. My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
2. Hey there whatsapp is using me.
3. Typing....
4. You
5. I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
6. Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..
7. You don’t have to like me after all, I’m not a Facebook status.
8. Life would be so much easier if everyone had the same cell phone charger.
9. That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.
10. Phones are better than Girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
11. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
12. When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.
13. My girlfriend is like my iPad. I don`t have an iPad.
14. Think twice before you speak, you'd be able to say something more Insulting.
15. I can, therefore I am.
16. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.
17. You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
18. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
19. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
20. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
21. Live what you love.
22. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
23. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
24. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
25. Born to express not to impress.
26. Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.
27. Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
28. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
29. Save water drink beer.
30. I drink to make other people interesting.
31. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
32. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
33. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
34. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
35. I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
36. I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.
37. All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
38. They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry ?
39. Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
40. Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.
41. Don’t steal, the government hates competition.
42. I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.
43. The longer the title the less important the job.
44. I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.
45. When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter ?
46. Life is not fair; get used to it.
47. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
48. Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
49. I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
50. I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
51. I don't always have time to study... but when I do, I don't.
52. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
53. Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Whatsapp account.
54. If my Last seen status doesn't change for two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
55. There are more important things in life than Whatsapp...like watching TV, and having a beer
56. That awkward moment when you die and life flashes before you and all you see is Whatsapp !
57. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
58. Life is Short, Chat Fast !
59. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
60. Without ME, it's just AWESO.
61. Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
62. I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.
63. Totally available ! Please disturb me !
64. I Have Over 1000 Channels, And Yet...There's Nothing On TV !
65. If you don't care, stop talking about it
66. Never apologize for being you.
67. Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
68. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened !
69. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle ! He's dreaming too.
70. The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
71. Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens
72. People says impossible is nothing, I do nothing everyday
73. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
74. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
75. I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.
76. When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
77. I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.
78. If 'Plan A' didn't work. Don't worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
79. Never explain yourself. Your friends dont need it and your enemies won't believe it.
80. If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
81. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
82. I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.
83. I used to be an atheist, But then I realized I'm God.
84. People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
85. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
86. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain
87. If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
88. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
89. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
90. If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.
91. Whatever it is, I didn't do it!
92. I am not perfect, I am original.

Where is the missing £1

Three people check into a hotel.
They pay £30 to the manager and go to their room.
The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is £25 and
gives £5 to the bellboy to return to the people.
On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that £5 would be difficult
to share among three people so he pockets £2 and gives £1 to each person.
Now each person paid £10 and got back £1.
So they paid £9 each, totalling £27.
The bellboy has £2, totalling £29.
Where is the missing £1?

Salman Khan Movie Kick Jokes

In the climax, Sallu takes off his mask, & it is revealed that Kamaal R Khan is the real hero!

Kick: Salman Khan wears a mask because he is ashamed of his own movie Kick.

Salman Khan wears mask on his face while riding a bicycle, just to escape from police if someone comes under bicycle.

Salman Khan with the mask on in 'Kick' is actually Krissh's kid who got disappeared in the end of the movie Krissh 3.

When it comes to save Environment, always respect Salman Khan, he never waste a single paper on script of movie.

He came, he did nothing, he still conquered.

Humshakkals ka baap #KICK.

Earlier they used to wait for moon to come out, now they wait for the release of Salman Khan's movies to celebrate Eid

Kick movie is a 2 hours 30 minutes advertisement of Suzuki Hayate where Salman Bhai keep saying "Isme Kick hain"


The Film #Kick has nothing to do with Football !

Everyone wondering what happened to the Mask of Zorro - it went to Sallu in Kick.

Why is Salman Bhai A.k.a Devil sabke Piche & Sab unke Piche ? Because he Steals South Indian Movie Scripts for remake !

Kick being promoted by Bhai on Pogo. At least he got the target audience's IQ right.

Kick is a story of a poor man who learns to ride bicycle and defeats Modi's bullet train.

Salman realizes at the very last min that he doesn't even need a bike to beat the train (or mayb he was saving the bike's life)

Kick is the intense struggle of a mask wearing man who struggles to narrowly avoid speeding trains on his cycle.

Instead of going for a salman khan movie donate your money to 3 beggars.

Salman: Main heroine dekhta hu, script nahi.

People if you are going into a Salman movie expecting logic then the joke is on you.

Salman Khan - REMAKES me aata hoon, ORIGINAL me nahi

Salman Bhai leaves his Bike & Steals the Cycle just because of Petrol Price Hike !

*Krishh 3 Behid the Scene* Hrithik Throws away his Mask !
*Kick Start Scene* Salman Bhai Picks up the Mask & Re-Designs it !

I got a reason to tell people why i resign all my good paying jobs. "Woh kya hai na..kaam mai kick nahi aati"

An exclusive genre that is above scrutiny. No matter what critics write, it will earn not less than 200cr.

#KICKDAY ? People celebrating it more than the Independence Day.

KICK is a kick to people who wanted to kick the makers of Kick.

Autowala : Bhai, Taran Adarsh gave 4.5 to Kick. 0.5 is less than 5
Salman : 0.5 is for VAT
Autowala: Bhai aap toh 'Thinker' nikle.

Salman gave review about the movie in the trailer itself 'Dil me aata hoon, samajh me nahi'.

Salman ki movies me story khojne wale ko Janta maaf nahi karegi

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